My top five - Stick your brother on tourist duties
- Keep them slightly tipsy with homemade mid-afternoon mojitos
- Introduce them to the traditional English pub quiz - that way you don't have to make small talk at the pub
- Take them to all of your favourite restaurants and let them insist on paying
- Agree with everything they say because they are always right
Mum's top five- Agree with everything they say because they are always right
- Stay slightly tipsy with mid-afternoon mojitos
- Don't offer to pay because they'll accept
- Don't believe them when they tell you something is oly five minutes away. That's code for half an hour
- Get in some quality time while you can
Waz, mum and I at Waxy O'Connors
You've got visitors and you can't leave stinktown? Don't fret, time to dust off the Britain Lonely Planet and do all those things you love doing in old Blightly, like eat and be merry, as well as those things you've always wanted to do but have been to hung over or lazy. Mum and Gus arrived for a whirlwind tour about a week and a half ago, but I've got no visa. So we made the most of the good weather and treated them (and us) to some fun and games here. Including ...
Punting on the river Cam in Cambridge
Waz, mum and I at Waxy O'Connors
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