Rules for travelling safely (and how to break them)

1. If your mode of transport looks unsafe it probably is. If a bicycle cost less than £1 a day to rent, it's probably a piece of junk. Pack a spare tyre and pump, some food and water, and a good map just in case.

Carl riding with a flat tyre, no food or water and a map that makes no sense

2. Never break the law. If a sign says that tourists are forbidden to ride in local boats, don't make a deal with a little old lady that involves a ride in said boat at a fraction of normal ferry prices.

Our highly unseaworthy vessel on Erhai Hu (which means ear-shaped lake)

3. Always read and understand the terms and conditions of any agreement. Don't just nod, pretend you understand Chinese and hope that it all works out for the best. If you have a bird phobia, at least make sure that the agreement does not involve you spending two long hours in a rusty old boat surrounded by birds ... because that just be plain stupid now, wouldn't?

Carl the birdman and his feathered friends (clearly he's not the one with the bird phobia)

Our captain collects his catch

More photos from our bird fishing adventure on Erhai Hu