Oh, I almost forgot ...

Today we also stumbled across a rare breed of mammal: the D4. It was a very exciting discovery. According to Eoin and Laura, the D4 are rarely seen outside of Dublin's D4 postcode, where they sponge of their wealthy parents. But this one had ventured far from its natural habitat. We spotted it languishing in a hot spring pool, trying desperately to impress nearby females with hair flicks and camera tricks.

The D4 can be easily spotted in a pack if you know what you're looking for. Key characteristics include:

• badly dyed long blonde hair
• a posh Irish accent
  
• an enormous ego.

Be alert. They can be extremely annoying.